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I first noticed it when I woke up to ash and dust on my windowsill. I looked outside and immediately started to wipe my eyebrows and started sweating some kind of rust. Read More

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Donating blood is a bad idea and you shouldn’t do it. Just think about it. Think about it real hard. It’s your own blood, and you really need it. Read More

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With campus dining options such as Blue Cactus not accepting meal swipes and the Pit only accepting them at certain times, the University has rolled out a new dining plan option, the Flex Plan, to help bridge the gap between meal swipes and Dining Dollars. Read More