By Skye Waipa
February 23, 2020

Crossword design by Skye Waipa. Additional illustration work by Jane Pritchard

Put the right words in the little boxes quickly and correctly or we will print out a glossy jpeg of your face and write “total fool” on your forehead.

 

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Skye Waipa is a member of the Class of 2020.
April Fool's

Free the monkeys
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April Fools

I do, I don’t, I really don’t: The Marriage Pact story
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a discussion

UR College Republicans protest Trump admin’s threats to free speech
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