Ere is October, wretched and pallid.
Venus is in retrograde,
Thy Value shall be challenged
The Month begins with Mercury facing dark Monster Pluto
Manipulation is in the air for thee Taurus, but it’s, like totally fine,
like I didn’t want to bother you, you know?
Hardworking Capricorn, thy Lawn is meticulous and fecund
Find thyself speaking to snakes, similar to the thematic content of “Pop Style” by Drake
on October the 2nd
October 5th will have thee considering thy Relationships, Pisces
Be true to thineself, instead of taking to the high Seas
Like Frankenstein in “Frankenstein”
I just read that Book
Aries, my Child, thy Relationships will feel fresh
On October 8th, something that rhymes with fresh
Libra, look up into the new Moon so Brite
Thou will find thyself transformed emotionally on October the 9th
On October 10th, Communication is telling
for Thee Scorpio, go off, sis, I’m yelling
Mercury connects with Saturn on October the 12th
Support will come for thee, Virgo, especially if thou put thy Cereal on the top Shelf
Mercury meets Venus Retrograde on October 15th
Intuition for thee Cancer, will surely be peak
Gemini, the Twin sign, hast thou ever seen “The Shining”?
Creative Energy enters you on October 19th, an opportune timing
Sagittarius, the Sign that looks like the show “Animorphs”
Refuge thou shall seek on the 23rd, of course
Little Leo, at times, thou wish to be the only one
October 24th will bring News to your Career, maybe also News to Mumford and Sons
but I don’t know, I can’t predict that
what happened to them?
For thee, Aquarius, what is thy public Perception to be?
On October 26th, maybe watch “90 Day Fiance” on TLC
that’s a good Show
Not all is lost on October the 31st,
Venus Enters Libra
And Thou Shall Rebirth
Good Luck to you Signs,
liked, loved, and hated
Masturbation isn’t a Sin
I’m just saying, because it’s often conflated
