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Our most relevant collective qualifications include having held the Opinions Editor position along with other positions in the CT before, in addition to being unintentionally funny AND people-pleasers to our own detriment. Read More

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It is our great misfortune to report on the arrest and deportation of our Opinions Editor, Frankie Brereton. Read More

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As yet another April rolls around, I have a confession. I, Ratty Scarvis, one of the rats that roams the dorms and lecture halls of this school, am a nepo baby. Read More