Super BOWL

If you’re on the executive board of one of our 280+ student clubs and organizations, you’ve probably either intentionally or unintentionally overshared to your poor club advisor at an ungodly hour, holding them hostage, preventing them from leaving their office. Read More

Super BOWL

Our most relevant collective qualifications include having held the Opinions Editor position along with other positions in the CT before, in addition to being unintentionally funny AND people-pleasers to our own detriment. Read More

Super BOWL

She ran over, picked [👦] up, and threw him off the [♨️💨🎈]. Then, she [🔥⬇️] the kitchen. 😡😧🤬😨🤬🔪😱💥💥💥🙄😰😮‍💨😵‍💫😑😵 Read More