Aries (March 21-April 19) – Unable to meet the demands of all you wish to impress, you may find yourself feeling torn. Your nature leads you toward realizing a new identity.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) – Frustration and disappointment may have you feeling down but mild setbacks only lead to a stronger future.
Gemini (May 21-June 21) – With Jupiter in its last leg for the year, it is vital that you focus your attention on your positive qualities and disregard those features that you dislike.
Cancer (June 22-July 22) – The unbiased opinion of a stranger will lead you in the right direction. This encounter with fate will help you to discover unimaginable rewards.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) – After several days of lagging, due to the retrograde motion of Mars, you find yourself revitalized and able to accomplish any and every task you can fathom. Don’t drain your new energetic spunk all at once.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) – Hold strong to your values and beliefs. This is the only way to achieve balance in your life. Pressure may cause you to bend, but do not break.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) – Mars sets the pace for you in the coming weeks. The drive to succeed must be unrivaled. Without a strong push toward accomplishing the task at hand, you may become lost in insignificant endeavors.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) – Don’t be discouraged by the unfriendly remark of a close friend. Although intrusive and unexpected, it was not intended to breach the surface. Forgive, but don’t forget, their remark may be a sign that you need to start a new chapter in your life.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) – Some of your nagging questions that have gone unanswered will soon be quelled. Use this new-found tranquility to better the life of someone new.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) – The moon’s last phase for September prompts the arrival of a new obsession. Although eccentric and sometimes bizarre, you will benefit.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) – Be careful of how you present yourself in public situations. The wrong attitude may perplex onlookers as to if you are being true to yourself.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) – Unusually high demands for your attention, due to the alignment of Pluto with Mars, may spark a romantic relationship. Be careful if you are already attached – temptation is unavoidable.
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