ACROSS2. Miss Kentucky’s new boyfriend5. director of “Brokeback Mountain”7. voice of Elmo11. Macaulay Culkin’s semi-autobiographical novel12. “Fear Factor” host13. Kevin Federline’s single15. urinates on red carpet at Oscars16. Kate Moss’s drug of choice17. Jessica Alba’s Oscars gown designer19. Gwen Stefani’s new clothing label20. Kimora Lee’s first book

DOWN1. arrested New Age composer3. Nicole Kidman’s new beau4. “Harry Potter” star caught drinking6. Madonna’s daughter8. Jessica Alba wants to sue them9. Spike Lee dislikes her more than President Bush10. Dr. Travis Stork’s pick14. Angelina Jolie’s daughter18. Oscars’ 2005 Best Picture



This is awkward: I have a full back tattoo of Kanye and Jay-Z passionately embracing

Last week, I was at the public pool, about to swim a few laps, but I couldn’t even make it through one without being relentlessly mocked for my tattoo.

Good advice Brian

Well, that’s too bad – I’m actually just going to gatekeep all of this information. You won’t get a peep out of me.

Climate, don’t change

How would you feel if every day, people told you that they can’t appreciate you for who you are? You’d want to change too!