ACROSS2. Miss Kentucky’s new boyfriend5. director of “Brokeback Mountain”7. voice of Elmo11. Macaulay Culkin’s semi-autobiographical novel12. “Fear Factor” host13. Kevin Federline’s single15. urinates on red carpet at Oscars16. Kate Moss’s drug of choice17. Jessica Alba’s Oscars gown designer19. Gwen Stefani’s new clothing label20. Kimora Lee’s first book

DOWN1. arrested New Age composer3. Nicole Kidman’s new beau4. “Harry Potter” star caught drinking6. Madonna’s daughter8. Jessica Alba wants to sue them9. Spike Lee dislikes her more than President Bush10. Dr. Travis Stork’s pick14. Angelina Jolie’s daughter18. Oscars’ 2005 Best Picture



Brainrot

Originating from the epicenter of sigma male dominance — Skibidi Toilet, Ohio — Skibidi Slicers are the go-to meal for the true alpha grindset warriors.

Fake Yellowjacket Weekend activities

In the following 48 hours, new students must get stung by a number of professionally trained yellowjackets, as determined by the year they graduate.

Westside holds annual College Night

The market presents a cheap opportunity to get fresh food, especially for broke college students.