The Campus Crime Connection, after reporting on countless juvenile infractions and recognizing the imminent reign of President-elect Joel Seligman, has decided UR should seriously consider removing undergraduates from the campus as a step toward increasing UR’s reputation.Frankly, our undergraduate student body is just childish. We have students smoking up in the back rooms of Wilson Commons. We have students trashing our skate rinks. We have students ripping up seats while they are drunk. What we don’t have is a strong incentive to keep these mindless buffoons off our beautiful campus.After all, how much do undergraduates really contribute to UR? Very little.They whine, moan, complain, get drunk, smoke pot, steal trays, egg cars and cause wanton destruction. And for what? A measly $32,000 a year?No, sir. The CCC asks UR to put its foot down. Stop this insanity, this lunacy and ameliorate this condition. UR lags behind peer institutions in this field. It is time for UR to again lead the field in university ass covering, as it did in the case of Napster.Undergraduates, you know your time has come. No more sweet talk. No more babying from tight-lipped Matt Burns. We have two words for you – “Go home!”

An open letter to all members of any university community

I strongly oppose the proposed divestment resolution. This resolution is nothing more than another ugly manifestation of antisemitism at the University.

Colin’s Review Rundown: Future and Metro Boomin, Lizzy McAlpine, Benson Boone, Civerous

Is it bad? Definitely not! But I found myself continually checking my phone to see how many tracks were left.

Recording shows University statement inaccurate about Gaza encampment meeting

The Campus Times obtained a recording of the April 24 meeting between Gaza solidarity encampment protesters and administrators. A look inside the discussions.