By CT Staff
February 20, 2003

Please don’t publish this, it’s just a question to which I hope you can provide the answer. I receive the Campus Times Online edition. I’ve been looking unsuccessfully for the Athlete of the Week story, which I understand appears in the print edition. Is this not part of the content of the online edition? Is there anyway to see it if you don’t have the paper edition of the Campus Times?

I understand that my daughter received athlete of the week honors and had hoped to see the story. She will, of course, put aside a paper copy for me … but you know how mothers are … I had hoped to see it online.

Joan O’Brienjoansk8ob@aol.com

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