Thank you for the article concerning the cat massacre. I am a member of Animal Rights Advocates of Upstate New York, and as you might know, we have

had several candlelight vigils on campus concerning this crime and we have also been trying to keep up with the progress that the university officials have been dealing (or not dealing) with the individuals or sororities that were involved in this crime or any other crime involving animals. If you could take the time to e-mail me with any info or call our hotline (234-1306), it would be greatly appreciated. Thank you very much.

?Kathy Caldwell

Secretary, ARAUNY



The very hungry (brain)worm

So, in other words, I deal with the understanding of language, and boy, do I like to fiddle. I’m what makes you read “I scream” as “ice cream,” “I see cream” as “ice cream,” “onion beans” as “ice cream.”

Don’t save the bees!

And you know what the worst part of it is? Not a single one of them apologized afterward. They just went back to their frivolous bee activities.

Bird Flu? I sure hope they did!

We asked her if she’s ever seen one of these species fly before, when they wanted to, of course. Duck let out a nervous chuckle and flushed bright red, fidgeting in her chair.