By CT Staff
April 01, 2002

Being the subject of a story in the April Fools’ edition of the CT has opened me up to huge criticism and embarassment. I can’t even leave my room anymore without being harrassed. I sit in my room all day and cry, look at porn, and listen to O-town MP3’s now that my good name has been slandered. I’m just gonna have to transfer out of this damn place thanks to the reprehensible Campus Times.

April Fools. I sincerely enjoyed the April Fools Campus Times, high comedy. I thought it was stereotypically funny; if I found out who wrote this stuff, I’d report them immediately.

Who’s the goose? I’m the goose.

Steve LegaClass of 2005

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