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March 31, 2002

Being the subject of a story in the April Fools’ edition of the CT has opened me up to huge criticism and embarassment. I can’t even leave my room anymore without being harrassed. I sit in my room all day and cry, look at porn, and listen to O-town MP3’s now that my good name has been slandered. I’m just gonna have to transfer out of this damn place thanks to the reprehensible Campus Times.

April Fools. I sincerely enjoyed the April Fools Campus Times, high comedy. I thought it was stereotypically funny; if I found out who wrote this stuff, I’d report them immediately.

Who’s the goose? I’m the goose.

Steve LegaClass of 2005

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By CT Staff May 11, 2026
In anticipation of 2026’s graduation ceremony, the Campus Times conducted an interview with upcoming Commencement speaker Jeannine Shao Collins ’86. Collins, who earned a bachelor's degree in economics from URochester, currently works as the Chief Client Officer at Kargo: a multiplatform advertising and media company. Read More
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THIS IS SLANDEROUS…april fools
By CT Staff Apr 26, 2026
After walking around campus, as well as other areas such as parks in Northwestern New York, spotting birds has become more commonplace. The resident bird species are singing, foraging, and preparing to nest while many migratory birds are starting to arrive. Read More
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THIS IS SLANDEROUS…april fools
By CT Staff Apr 26, 2026
Through a live demonstration and tasting, Chef Dede prepared fried chicken, baked macaroni and cheese, and collard greens – dishes rooted in Black Southern history. Students leaned in as she explained the methods and care that go into each plate. Read More