By
March 31, 2002

Being the subject of a story in the April Fools’ edition of the CT has opened me up to huge criticism and embarassment. I can’t even leave my room anymore without being harrassed. I sit in my room all day and cry, look at porn, and listen to O-town MP3’s now that my good name has been slandered. I’m just gonna have to transfer out of this damn place thanks to the reprehensible Campus Times.

April Fools. I sincerely enjoyed the April Fools Campus Times, high comedy. I thought it was stereotypically funny; if I found out who wrote this stuff, I’d report them immediately.

Who’s the goose? I’m the goose.

Steve LegaClass of 2005

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birders log

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By CT Staff Apr 26, 2026
After walking around campus, as well as other areas such as parks in Northwestern New York, spotting birds has become more commonplace. The resident bird species are singing, foraging, and preparing to nest while many migratory birds are starting to arrive. Read More
Concert Review

THIS IS SLANDEROUS…april fools
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The pop star, known for her raunchy lyrics and hits such as "Deepthroat" and “Vagina,” made an appearance this Friday in the Hill Court parking lot. Read More
Campus Times

THIS IS SLANDEROUS…april fools
By CT Staff May 11, 2026
As per tradition, “The State of the Campus Times” updates readers on our affairs — the Editor-in-Chief (EIC) and Publisher write this pseudo-column at the start and end of every semester to articulate the struggles and joys found through managing your local student-run newspaper. We also introduce ourselves and our projects, what we hope to achieve during our terms, and we provide progress updates regarding past management’s pursuits. Read More