Pisces (Feb. 19?March 20) ? Travel is in your near future ? the farther from home the better. Go out and enjoy spring break, you’ll come back refreshed and ready to take on the world.
Aries (March 21?April 19) ? Use a calendar, Tuesday and Wednesday are not interchangeable. Learning this portents good things for your future and will greatly relax any tensions you created.
Taurus (April 20?May 20) ? Keep on taking your time and not jumping into things. A considered decision is the best sort and you’ve got plenty of time to come to a conclusion. Just make sure not to break any hearts.
Gemini (May 21?June 21) ? Stop scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the heads. It kills your karma. Start showing some love for those around you and everyone will benefit.
Cancer (June 22?July 22) ? Booty anyone? Well, even if you don’t normally get any, you will soon. Just make sure that you keep track of who its from.
Leo (July 23?Aug. 22) ? Words don’t scare you and that’s a good thing. Dive into any papers or work you have coming up after break and get them done before you come back to school. It’ll free up time for your extracurriculars when you come back.
Virgo (Aug. 23?Sept. 22) ? Figure out your housing situation now. Don’t let it wait until the last minute. You’re indecisiveness could leave you stuck living with someone you don’t like.
Libra (Sept. 23?Oct . 22) ? It comes natural to you, but others don’t know it. Let them stay in the dark about your natural beauty and just accept the worship of yourself.
Scorpio (Oct. 23?Nov. 21) ? Don’t smother those around you with attention. You’re not very good at knowing when enough is enough and backing off. Listen to hints from others that you’re becoming a bear.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22?Dec 21) ? You may dislike having to wear clothes, but other prefer you to. Listen to them. This includes wearing shoes. No one wants to smell your feet.
Capricorn (Dec. 22?Jan. 19) ? You should husband your money. A dry spell is coming up for your pocketbook. That means no more calls to Ms. Cleo. Stick to the CT, we’re cheaper.
Aquarius (Jan. 20?Feb. 18) ? If you didn’t rush a frat or sorority you made a mistake. Do it next year if its not too late. If it is, oh well. You’ll never be president now.
(If you believe this, then I’d put the glue away and start using tape instead. This is not to be taken seriously.)
