By CT Staff
August 20, 2001

Good Morning.

i produce a weekly comic strip (a record review/pop culture commentary comic strip) and i’m trying to figure out what to do with it, so i’m writing you and editors at other newspapers to ask you (a) Could i send you some samples? and (b) Would you provide feedback? My sincere wish is that a+b will eventually equal (c) How soon do you want to run it? I’m trying do do the impossible…self-syndicate. Really…any help or advice would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks!

Jeff Noise

www.stripwax.com

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