Senior Aaron Tetelman draws attention to the Shabbat dinner sign-up table and a petition for a campus pub Wednesday in Douglass Food Court. Sophomore and pub committee chairman Lonny Mallach asked Tetelman to put the jesting sign away, which he did.



Pesto is sus

This guy is twice as large as any of his siblings and even larger than his parents. He is anything but a little guy. His stature is … actually a little bit suspicious.

Housepital-ity

I fear I may have started this job off on the wrong foot. Right off the bat, when I stumbled into the reception of URMC, I committed the critical silly of asking where to go.

Dietary liberation

If you are a more food-safe person than myself, you may see the obvious issue with adding raw meat to a cooked dish. In theory, this should be fine, assuming you wait for the meat to cook through.