Coming up with 12 horoscopes every week can get pretty boring. I mean, who really feels like writing about other people all the time? For this edition, I decided it would be more fun to write about myself. I happen to be a Leo, so everyone else whose sign is the lion got lucky this week, and everyone else is just screwed. It?s not like you matter anyway.

Leo (July 23?Aug. 22) ? You are the smartest, best-looking person to ever grace the face of this planet. Everyone secretly worships you, even if it seems like they think you are a pretentious snob. They are totally jealous, and just can?t stand how wonderful you are. Sigh. It?s not easy being perfect.

Everyone else ? Didn?t you pay attention to the comment at the beginning? You don?t matter as much as Leos do, because Leos rule the world.



“Love? In THIS economy?”

In a nation crumbling under political strife and the imminent threat of global warming, there’s clearly one issue that should take precedence above all others: my love life.

A letter to the editor: abortion is healthcare

The ethical necessity for abortion is not up for debate. Bodily autonomy and the right to choose whether to carry a pregnancy to term is a human right.

Pep-less in Seattle

If greatness, achievement, or Ohio State’s Best Damn Band In The Land tickles your fancy, ditch those high hopes for rugby and a worn-out kazoo.