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Tuition is set to decrease 15%, the University announced Monday, making URochester one of the only universities in the world to see such a decrease in the last two centuries. “I couldn’t believe it when I saw the email,” sophomore Lindsey Dahn said. “My suite group chat exploded when we got the email — we’re […]
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For the past few weeks, many students living in URochester’s Wilder dorm hall have complained about strange noises emanating from the building’s floors, causing sleep disturbances for some. These noises began nearly four weeks ago, according to building residents. Yet their origins are still undiscovered. “I would lie down, ready to go to bed, and […]

