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I have a problem with my girlfriend running away in the bedroom. She likes it when I go down on her and if I am able to keep her from running away by holding her down it usually doesn't take more than three of four minutes before she has an orgasm. The problem is she […]

The First Amendment right to a free press suffered a blow today when it was determined that the publication of an endorsement for a presidential candidate by UR's student newspaper could result in the loss of funding from the Students' Association.The current bylaw, intended to prevent the unequal distribution of funds to groups formed for […]

This fall, The College announced that it will extend full-tuition scholarship offers to graduates of the International Baccalaureate Programme in the Rochester City School District. The district has the 11th highest per capita child poverty rate in the nation. In many of its schools, 99 percent of the students qualify for free or reduced-cost lunch […]

Under the newly-appointed director of campus dining services and auxiliary operations Cameron Schauf, several major changes are being made in the dining halls across campus to ensure that students, faculty and staff will be satisfied. The changes include the use of credit cards in any of the dining areas, meal choices being expanded to appeal […]

With the presidential election next week, five UR professors in the fields of economics, political science and preventive medicine shared their views toward President George W. Bush and Senator John Kerry's health care platforms in the Gowen Room on Oct. 26.The panel discussion titled, "A Presidential Health Care Platform," was sponsored by the Charles Drew […]

This past week, Chief Justice of the United States William Rehnquist was diagnosed with thyroid cancer. Even if Rehnquist, who is 80, will be able to recover, it is widely believed that the justice will retire during the next presidential term. With eight justices of the nine-member Supreme Court at least 65 years of age, […]

New dining services repMy name is Cam Schauf and I am the new Director of Campus Dining Services and Auxiliary Operations at the University of Rochester. In the Oct. 14th issue of Campus Times the headline in Campus Briefs incorrectly reported that I was hired by ARAMARK, when in actuality I am a university employee, […]

Unlike the "lesser of two evils" mentality that governs his opposition's support, a clear majority of those going to the polls for President George W. Bush actually believe in him. Be one of them.The causes of increased tuition range from crumbling state budgets to bizarre, enigmatic dining plans - OK, maybe just at UR. However, […]

First, with the somewhat exclusive RochesterFacebook in July, and with our more recent acceptance into the widely shared TheFacebook in August, the UR community has discovered a stalking and procrastination device.I must admit, when I discovered that RochesterFacebook was Rochester-only, I grew upset, longing for something more. A friend even called me, confused about the […]

By the time you read this, the presidential elections will be a mere five days away. So with that fast approaching, I figured I'd give a recap of some polls and an idea of how I think things will turn out.As of Oct. 25, it seems that the race is pretty close. The best way […]