campus
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As yet another April rolls around, I have a confession. I, Ratty Scarvis, one of the rats that roams the dorms and lecture halls of this school, am a nepo baby. Read More
chimp
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he answers every single question in bios using a text to speech technolgy that im pretty sure he invented himself. Read More
Deportation
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It is our great misfortune to report on the arrest and deportation of our Opinions Editor, Frankie Brereton. Read More

