car crash
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When asked about how they got their license, the culprit reported that they aced their driving test, which opened up yet another investigation into the local DMV and their standards. Read More
do a kickflip
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Please don’t ask me to do a skate trick when I can barely make it down the Genny hill on my flimsy-ass board, already late for lecture. Read More
University Counseling Center (UCC)
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The University will grant full legal, medical, and disciplinary amnesty from any wrongdoing they could commit on the sole condition that they write an essay afterward. Read More
