beauty standards
Dedicated to everyone in the movie theater who laughed at “The Substance”
“The Substance”, though quite effectively campy and satirical at times, is not a comedy.
April Fools
BREAKING: Campus Times staff resigns seemingly all at once
This schedule was interrupted Sunday March 30, when seven elected staff members suddenly declared their immediate resignations from the newspaper.
April Fools
Bird Flu? I sure hope they did!
We asked her if she’s ever seen one of these species fly before, when they wanted to, of course. Duck let out a nervous chuckle and flushed bright red, fidgeting in her chair.
