by Kare DeSantis

Campus Times Astro-Guru

Virgo (Aug. 23?Sept. 22) ? Classes have started up again, and so has your attitude. It?s good to stick up for yourself, but being overly defensive won?t do you any good. Give people a chance to explain themselves before you blow up at them.

Libra (Sept. 23?Oct . 22) ? This is going to be a big year for you. A lot of changes are going to take place, but if you hang in there through the tough spots, it will be well worth your wait.

Scorpio (Oct. 23?Nov. 21) ? A difficult financial situation may be causing a lot of stress in your life, but it will soon resolve itself. In the meantime, pinch every penny.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22?Dec 21) ? Ahh, it?s good to be back. Enjoy your time here at school, every moment is precious. Someone is thinking about you when you least expect it.

Capricorn (Dec. 22?Jan. 19) ? Work may be difficult, but the results make it all worthwhile. So while your nose is buried in that bio book, keep that 4.0 in mind.

Aquarius (Jan. 20?Feb. 18) ? First impressions can be deceiving. Allow people to reveal their true colors to you before you pass judgement on them.

Pisces (Feb. 19?March 20) ? Who you lookin? at? The hottie that you?ve had your eye on just may have his or her eye on you, too. Just keep doing what you have been doing, and you?ll win their heart.

Aries (March 21?April 19) ? Pain is temporary, pride is forever. Even though you?re going through a hard time right now, this too shall pass. Hang in there.

Taurus (April 20?May 20) ? An important relationship in your life is undergoing a major overhaul. Now is the time to determine what you want the future to hold for the two of you.

Gemini (May 21?June 21) ? Change is good, but there?s no need to go overboard. Don?t do anything too drastic to your looks, there?s no need. You look fine already.

Cancer (June 22?July 22) ? Been experiencing a dry spell recently? Even though your social calendar has recently been as bare as a baby?s behind, that will change sometime this week.

Leo (July 23?Aug. 22) ? You?ve been feeling a little lethargic lately, but it?s your own fault. Too much late night pizza and too little exercise have made you feel a little like a bloated whale. This can be easily fixed just hit the treadmill every once in a while and lay off the midnight Doritos.

(If you actually believe this, you probably think the $10 meals at Danforth are still a bargain. This is not to be taken seriously.)



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