Birthdate: April 1, 1975Place: Atlanta, GeorgiaBust: 36’Waist: 26.5’Hips: 37’Cup: DDHeight: 6’Weight: 130 lbs.Ambitions: To find a working freshman housing model burried in Israel under a kibbutz.Turn-ons: Fraternity parties, beer bellies, long walks on the beach, hairy legs, religious conviction, wealth, cold winter nights and long airplane flights.Turn-offs: Smoking, upperclassmen, SAT test scores, clothing, belching, men who don’t call back and Emily Brandon.Tips on dating a southern belle: Don’t forget to bring your grits and arrive on time – you wouldn’t want to keep me waiting.Kiss my grits: Here we eat’em morning, noon and night. The rest of y’all don’t know what you’re missing.Memorable Valentine’s Date: Dinner at Danforth with that special one, Professor Gamm, followed by a private viewing of “Cum to Wallis Hall” in Hoyt Auditorium.
Campus Times
Dean William Scott Green shows all for the Campus Times Swimsuit Issue
As per tradition, “The State of the Campus Times” updates readers on our affairs — the Editor-in-Chief (EIC) and Publisher write this pseudo-column at the start and end of every semester to articulate the struggles and joys found through managing your local student-run newspaper. We also introduce ourselves and our projects, what we hope to achieve during our terms, and we provide progress updates regarding past management’s pursuits. Read More
Commencement
Dean William Scott Green shows all for the Campus Times Swimsuit Issue
For graduated senior Helen Jackson, who hadn’t been able to go home for breaks for the past two years, these last few months have been a much-needed break. “I’m moving halfway across the country in July for my PhD program, so I probably won’t be able to come home very often after this,” she said. Read More
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Dean William Scott Green shows all for the Campus Times Swimsuit Issue
In anticipation of 2026’s graduation ceremony, the Campus Times conducted an interview with upcoming Commencement speaker Jeannine Shao Collins ’86. Collins, who earned a bachelor's degree in economics from URochester, currently works as the Chief Client Officer at Kargo: a multiplatform advertising and media company. Read More