Birthdate: April 1, 1975Place: Atlanta, GeorgiaBust: 36’Waist: 26.5’Hips: 37’Cup: DDHeight: 6’Weight: 130 lbs.Ambitions: To find a working freshman housing model burried in Israel under a kibbutz.Turn-ons: Fraternity parties, beer bellies, long walks on the beach, hairy legs, religious conviction, wealth, cold winter nights and long airplane flights.Turn-offs: Smoking, upperclassmen, SAT test scores, clothing, belching, men who don’t call back and Emily Brandon.Tips on dating a southern belle: Don’t forget to bring your grits and arrive on time – you wouldn’t want to keep me waiting.Kiss my grits: Here we eat’em morning, noon and night. The rest of y’all don’t know what you’re missing.Memorable Valentine’s Date: Dinner at Danforth with that special one, Professor Gamm, followed by a private viewing of “Cum to Wallis Hall” in Hoyt Auditorium.
Class Council
Students’ Association releases Fall 2024 election results
With new additions to the 2028 Class Council and Senate, UR’s Students Association has welcomed new members as a result of the Fall 2024 Elections.
LGBTQ
“Heartstopper” Season 3 is an ode to queerness and mental health
The hit queer coming-of-age show “Heartstopper” returns with its junior season — and this time it tackles heftier topics than before.
