Birthdate: April 1, 1975Place: Atlanta, GeorgiaBust: 36’Waist: 26.5’Hips: 37’Cup: DDHeight: 6’Weight: 130 lbs.Ambitions: To find a working freshman housing model burried in Israel under a kibbutz.Turn-ons: Fraternity parties, beer bellies, long walks on the beach, hairy legs, religious conviction, wealth, cold winter nights and long airplane flights.Turn-offs: Smoking, upperclassmen, SAT test scores, clothing, belching, men who don’t call back and Emily Brandon.Tips on dating a southern belle: Don’t forget to bring your grits and arrive on time – you wouldn’t want to keep me waiting.Kiss my grits: Here we eat’em morning, noon and night. The rest of y’all don’t know what you’re missing.Memorable Valentine’s Date: Dinner at Danforth with that special one, Professor Gamm, followed by a private viewing of “Cum to Wallis Hall” in Hoyt Auditorium.
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Showerhead danger
Bathrooms are dangerous. That is a fact. There are many things that could go incredibly wrong in a bathroom. Whether…
audiobooks
Audiobooks are books and we should say so
Engage with books however you want. Don’t we have better uses for our time than to pick apart how other people take in information?
academic probation
University protest policy divides students and administrators
Some students claim that the University has been inconsistent in its responses, with individuals facing the same sanction violation charges and punishments for differing alleged levels of involvement.