Birthdate: April 1, 1975Place: Atlanta, GeorgiaBust: 36’Waist: 26.5’Hips: 37’Cup: DDHeight: 6’Weight: 130 lbs.Ambitions: To find a working freshman housing model burried in Israel under a kibbutz.Turn-ons: Fraternity parties, beer bellies, long walks on the beach, hairy legs, religious conviction, wealth, cold winter nights and long airplane flights.Turn-offs: Smoking, upperclassmen, SAT test scores, clothing, belching, men who don’t call back and Emily Brandon.Tips on dating a southern belle: Don’t forget to bring your grits and arrive on time – you wouldn’t want to keep me waiting.Kiss my grits: Here we eat’em morning, noon and night. The rest of y’all don’t know what you’re missing.Memorable Valentine’s Date: Dinner at Danforth with that special one, Professor Gamm, followed by a private viewing of “Cum to Wallis Hall” in Hoyt Auditorium.
Campus Times
Dean William Scott Green shows all for the Campus Times Swimsuit Issue
As per tradition, “The State of the Campus Times” updates readers on our affairs — the Editor-in-Chief (EIC) and Publisher write this pseudo-column at the start and end of every semester to articulate the struggles and joys found through managing your local student-run newspaper. We also introduce ourselves and our projects, what we hope to achieve during our terms, and we provide progress updates regarding past management’s pursuits. Read More
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Dean William Scott Green shows all for the Campus Times Swimsuit Issue
The pop star, known for her raunchy lyrics and hits such as "Deepthroat" and “Vagina,” made an appearance this Friday in the Hill Court parking lot. Read More
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Dean William Scott Green shows all for the Campus Times Swimsuit Issue
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