Birthdate: April 1, 1975Place: Atlanta, GeorgiaBust: 36’Waist: 26.5’Hips: 37’Cup: DDHeight: 6’Weight: 130 lbs.Ambitions: To find a working freshman housing model burried in Israel under a kibbutz.Turn-ons: Fraternity parties, beer bellies, long walks on the beach, hairy legs, religious conviction, wealth, cold winter nights and long airplane flights.Turn-offs: Smoking, upperclassmen, SAT test scores, clothing, belching, men who don’t call back and Emily Brandon.Tips on dating a southern belle: Don’t forget to bring your grits and arrive on time – you wouldn’t want to keep me waiting.Kiss my grits: Here we eat’em morning, noon and night. The rest of y’all don’t know what you’re missing.Memorable Valentine’s Date: Dinner at Danforth with that special one, Professor Gamm, followed by a private viewing of “Cum to Wallis Hall” in Hoyt Auditorium.



5 students banned from campus for Gaza solidarity encampment

UR has been banning community members from campus since November for on-campus protests, but the first bans for current students were issued this weekend.

Live updates: Wallis Hall sit-ins

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Colin’s Review Rundown: Future and Metro Boomin, Lizzy McAlpine, Benson Boone, Civerous

Is it bad? Definitely not! But I found myself continually checking my phone to see how many tracks were left.