?When you stop drinking,

you have to deal with

this marvelous personality

that started you drinking

in the first place.?

?Jimmy Breslin

So I guess for this quote to really make sense you need to substitute ?drinking? with, well, just about anything. CTing, screwing around, schooling, whatever.

Random? Maybe. But so are the people that have made up this paper in the last four years and I feel really lucky that I got to know them.

You all know who you are because I hope I?ve told you face to face.

So thank you:

for the mentoring.

for a co-editor with whom I have been through it all.

for the encouragement.

for the late night booty dances to J. Lo.

for laughing at my stupid stories.

for the hugs and kisses.

for the smiles.

for the animal noises.

for the cookies without nuts.

and most of all for the wonderful friendships and memories which I?ll never forget.



Quick lesson on claiming tables

The process of claiming a seat during meal time rush hours can be quite the hassle. If done incorrectly, it can result in you not having a place to sit or even worse — death.

New vocal jazz program at Eastman

Not a trace of the thunderous applause from just a moment earlier lingers in the air; instead, the crowd is hushed, breath caught in their chests for fear of breaking the spell.

UR Women’s soccer beats University of Chicago 3–1

UR women’s soccer defeated the University of Chicago (UC) Maroons by a score of 3–1 on Saturday, Oct. 5 at Fauver Stadium.