Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) ? You?ve been on a sugar high for days. Get lots of work done, but make sure you don?t crash too hard when it?s all over.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) ? Pisces are known for being dreamy. Remember to take your head out of the clouds and bury it in some books every once in a while.

Aries (March 21-April 19) ? Counting down the days until Valentine?s Day with dread? Don?t worry, a honey is hiding right around the corner.

Taurus (April 20-May 20) ? Suffering from those mid-winter blues? Hop in the tanning hut for some artificial sunlight and cheer up already!

Gemini (May 21- June 21) ? Often you feel like your twin personalities are pulling you in two totally different directions. Find a middle ground, and dive into something new.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22) ? If your cash flow has been lacking lately, don?t count on fate to change it. You?re going to need more than that to change your luck. Get off your butt and get a job!

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) ? People are starting to notice the differences you?ve made in your life. Give it time, but everything will go your way.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) ? Watch out, people may be talking about you behind your back. Keep your ears open, and your act clean. If you behave, they?ll have nothing bad to say.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct . 22) ? Getting some flack from the family about recent choices you?ve made? If you stand behind your actions, eventually they?ll see the light.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) ? Love life been a bit lacking lately? It?s alright, mine has been too. Blame it on UR, and stop stressing. And I always thought that the cold weather would bring people together to heat things up. I was wrong.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec 21) ? You?ve been slacking a little lately, and you know it. Be careful, or soon your professors will know it, too. It might not kill you to hit the books every once in a while … who knows, you might run into a hottie at the library.

Capricorn (Dec. 22- Jan. 19) ? Things are looking better, just as predicted. Enjoy your good fortune, but remember to take pity on those who don?t share in your good luck. Girl you are gorgeous so strut it.

(If you actually believe this, you?ve been sniffing highlighters a little too much lately. This is not to be taken seriously.)



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