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March 28, 2001

Sorry, this story wasn?t turned in on time because the writer had to keep running between the Pit and Douglass.

You see, he decided upon a wrap in the Pit, but had to run over to Douglass for the good fries.

Then he had to run back to the Pit because that?s where his friends were eating, but his friends had finished eating while he ran to the Pit.

So, he decided to take his meal back to his room so he wouldn?t be made fun of for eating alone.

See Story D.

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