Sorry, this story wasn?t turned in on time because the writer had to keep running between the Pit and Douglass.

You see, he decided upon a wrap in the Pit, but had to run over to Douglass for the good fries.

Then he had to run back to the Pit because that?s where his friends were eating, but his friends had finished eating while he ran to the Pit.

So, he decided to take his meal back to his room so he wouldn?t be made fun of for eating alone.

See Story D.

Cease-fire now

Israel's war in Gaza is fraught with crimes, has unclear end conditions, and isn't supported by the U.S. public. We demand a cease-fire now.

The race for the NBA cup is taking the league by storm, and it’s changing the game for the better

Another December, another NBA season — except this time, it's different. No, this time, we have the newly implemented NBA In-Season Tournament.