Tagged - groundboi

Zombie groundbois take over University post-Halloween, face little resistance

“Bwaiiiiins!” was the rallying cry of the undead rodent army that took over River Campus this past week, slaughtering countless students for their juicy, powerful thinking meats.

The underground professorhood: A groundboi night school

In the early hours of the morning with the cover of darkness and the moon high in the sky, a community of animals met at the stoop of a groundhog hole on the hill beside Jackson Court.

Groundbreaking groundhog goes blonde

Blondeboi has been reviewed by Monroe County Animal Control, and ruled legally blonde.

Rocky needs a reevaluation

Can someone please explain to me why our mascot is not a groundboi?  Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines a mascot as “a…