UR Joking
ccc
CCC: see a c-list app sinking in a sea of mediocrity
There’s a dearth of passion projects: I haven’t downloaded an app out of interest or joy in over five years.
Bee Campus
Dear Spirit Coordinator: please let me beat up Rocky
I want blood. I don’t know who the current Spirit Coordinator is, but if they’re reading this, I have only one word for them: coward.
finding love
I’ve had enough of the PDA in Gleason!
I’m tired of trying to do work while the couples next to me flirt at each other without a care in the world. There is no coolness in that.
fake news
Three headlines and a lie
Three of these headlines are real and one is faker than promising “let’s get coffee if you’re ever in town!” Can you spot the odd one out?
#Wake up sheeple
A comprehensive guide to common sense nap control
NEVER NAP WITH YOUR BODY POINTED NORTH SOUTH. The lay lines could wash over you and cause your subconscious to capsize.
anti-stem
Do You Hear the People Sing? Singing the Song of English Majors
In stolen moments they scribble short stories about forests onto paper that remembers what it means to be a tree.
conspiracy!
Why Delaware isn’t real
It would look pretty bad for Biden if he had no political experience before becoming Vice President, right? He would have had no credibility.
hyperbowl
Stalking people on the Internet? You must be a Certified Bona Fide Journalism Man™!
No, Aunt Petricia, it would not be ethical for me to write an article about your famous beef stew, no matter how many it has inspired.
desperation
The Freshman Guide to Making Friends
Walk up to someone, get on your knees, and shout, “PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!!!” Bonus points if you start hysterically sobbing.
