Seligman breaks ground on University of Rochester, Minnesota
"Today, we bring the spirit of Meliora to the Med City!" the parka-clad president began as he went to dig the foundation of Barnes & Noble Hall.
New study finds majority of Eastman students are three chandeliers piled inside a trench coat
Professors are admitting that, in hindsight, the study’s findings should have been obvious from the start.
Yellowjackets blow out Patriots in Super Bowl surprise
UR Football’s 76–3 victory over the New England Patriots at Super Bowl LIII last Sunday left everyone reeling from the improbable result.
Student unaware exam mistakes are changing laws of the universe
The first-year’s eldritch ignorance first came to attention when a faulty use of the buoyancy equation sunk every vessel in the South China Sea.
Fresh alumni unable to identify any building on campus amid UR construction
The alumni strolled around campus, reminiscing about the way campus used to be. "Seems like I can't find a single building that was here when I was a student," one said. They had graduated just one week ago.