UR Joking
British “people”
Available now, for a limited time: Pig Syrup
The fact that this market hasn’t been tapped yet astounds me. There are so many reasons to transform into a pig!
applejack
Dam Funny: A Review of “Hundreds of Beavers” – North America’s Largest Rodent Takes Center Stage
Our protagonist awakes in shoulder-deep snow. He is alone, without any worldly possessions. His applejack business is as good as gone.
Clickbait
I SAW A MAN IN THE WOODS (CLICKBAIT!!!!)
You are an absolute buffoon. I’m crying from laughing as I type this, just imagining your dumbfounded face. How could you fall for this?
cars
Rust, Rude Remarks, and Waterlogged Trunks: The Northwest Auto Mall Nightmare
At no point did he utter the phrase “New York State Inspection,” and the vehicle failed to display an inspection sticker.
bees
Not a drill: UR’s administration is trying to control us with mechanical bees.
“Hello, student. I am NOT a mechanical bee. Would you like a lollipop?” The student then follows the voice, and the bee flies into his ear.
anti-stalking
How to anti-stalk someone in 10 steps
Expect the unexpected. Who would be in the stacks on a Friday evening? WRONG. This mentality is shortsighted.
insanity
Where’s Waldo? Inside of us all along.
Flipping through the next few pages, I spent less time finding Waldo. I was only thrown off when they added red herrings.
Buffalo Bills
Angry Bills rant
It's like reading a children’s book for the 70th time and being surprised at the ending. “No way the Chiefs beat us again!"
Geedis
Help, Geedis is leaking again
Geedis is softly whispering to you as you drift into sleep. There is a low growling sound coming from the trees. Will you do his bidding?
