Humor

Dr. Chatbot is coming for us all

Beyond mining your data from its daily screenings, there’s a darker secret to the program’s schtick. Dr. Chatbot is going to take over the world.

Stock photo models afraid of becoming memes

“I’m just taking this class for an easy A, I’m not looking to become a meme,” junior Jen Erica Photo said.

The underground professorhood: A groundboi night school

In the early hours of the morning with the cover of darkness and the moon high in the sky, a community of animals met at the stoop of a groundhog hole on the hill beside Jackson Court.

Manglesdorf launches campaign to end October

From the Humor Section: More major calendar-focused upheaval, such as changing November to Hendecavember and December to Dodecember will not be addressed during this survey period.

Groundbreaking groundhog goes blonde

Blondeboi has been reviewed by Monroe County Animal Control, and ruled legally blonde.

Dr. Chat Bot is coming for you

Did you forget to fill out your daily health screening?

UR to be Named an Ivy School

Nichols also said that whenever she looks at the ivy it “brings back fond memories of [her] rejection letter from Cornell,” and she’s not the only one!

Message to the UR community on recent controversy

In the spirit of supporting our students and retaining a happy campus, we have decided to create an environment of blissful ignorance.

Quad Skunk fills void left by Quad Fox?

Administration has decided to adopt Quad Skunk as an official unofficial mascot, T-shirts will be sold at the bookstore for the low, low price of $100.

UR to finish first place in fort competition

The skeleton of the award-winning fort is visible in Hirst, formally known as the Flag Lounge, now known as the Fort Lounge.