Humor
April Fools
Comedy declared dead by federal regulators
Fun time’s over, according to Federal Commissioner of Comedy Sean O’Comedy, who has officially declared that comedy is dead.
April Fools
AG Letitia James Seizes Rush Rhees Library as Part of Trump’s Asset Forfeiture
The building notably does not bear any Trump branding, unlike his other properties but considered "an indispensable part" of his real estate portfolio.
bees
Not a drill: UR’s administration is trying to control us with mechanical bees.
“Hello, student. I am NOT a mechanical bee. Would you like a lollipop?” The student then follows the voice, and the bee flies into his ear.
anti-stalking
How to anti-stalk someone in 10 steps
Expect the unexpected. Who would be in the stacks on a Friday evening? WRONG. This mentality is shortsighted.
insanity
Where’s Waldo? Inside of us all along.
Flipping through the next few pages, I spent less time finding Waldo. I was only thrown off when they added red herrings.
Buffalo Bills
Angry Bills rant
It's like reading a children’s book for the 70th time and being surprised at the ending. “No way the Chiefs beat us again!"
Geedis
Help, Geedis is leaking again
Geedis is softly whispering to you as you drift into sleep. There is a low growling sound coming from the trees. Will you do his bidding?
age of technology
System.out.println(“Coding on paper.”);
I enjoy the occasional coding problem, as the differently-colored special words scratch a certain itch deep, deep down in my monkey brain.
disinformation
The solution to all of your problems
I feel the adrenaline coursing through my veins, giving me the power of 10 elephants. With one vitamin gummy, I can lift cars.
