Humor

CT Spooky: The terrible, horrible, no good, very bad frat party line

As the students slowly converged around the dark porch, a voice of authority made his will known. “Get the fuck off the porch or nobody is getting in!”

Protesters protesting campus protest met with protests

When advertisements for a protest were posted in prominent locations around campus, a student stapled Uno reverse cards on top of them.

Better CDCS voted ‘Sexiest Browser Extension Alive’

Better CDCS was viewed as a major underdog going into this year’s competition, which in years past has been dominated by Adblock and Google Translate.

Shocking: UR student confirmed to have first name

I was sitting at the Pit, dreaming about a world where the salad bar offers more than two fruits at any given time. Then one revelation tore me apart.

Replacing Rocky: dandelion, groundboi, and Quad Fox popular candidates for new mascot

The inconsistency of Rocky’s image reflects a debate that rages in the student body: How well does a Yellowjacket represent our school?

UR senior confident “killer handjobs” deserve mention in study abroad reflection essay

What was originally just a brief mention of “extracurricular fun” gradually morphed into “getting absolutely wrung dry behind Club Catwalk.”

Seligman indicted for affiliation with Nine Trey Bloods

The University President is the latest to be linked to the infamous gang by rapper 6ix9ine, also known as David Hernandez, also known as "Snitch."

Rise of the Bathroom Bastard

For weeks my floor lived in fear of the Bathroom Bastard. I would have preferred to be kept off their victim list. But I didn’t get the luxury of choosing.

Manglesdorf announces new tunnel for Naruto running

The new tunnel opens following several pedestrian collisions, as well as an uptick in Naruto-shaped holes in the fences of Mt. Hope Cemetary.

CT Origami: Rocky!

Step Five: Flip over your Rocky and fold entire paper in half diagonally, both directions. Crease to form an X-fold. Mind the alteriors.