The wolf t-shirt you got from the cousin who likes magic tricks and theme parks
Cousin Rick likes magic tricks and Six Flags. He owns three Fushigis. He lives más. And now he's gone and bought you a shirt.
Argument breaks out in first-year quad over who is the most pre-med pre-med
In a particularly heated moment, onlookers reported that it appeared one student tried to papercut another using her laminated CV.
Engineering expo promises “New opportunities for misery and death in the Middle East”
“We hope students will take this opportunity to get in on the ground floor of unmitigated slaughter,” a UR Career Center representative told the CT.
Ken Jennings crowned king of ‘Jeopardy!,’ becomes vaguely famous
Jennings defeated longtime rival Brad Rutter and newcomer James Holzhauer, and is now even occasionally recognized when walking down the street.
UR students report actual work was assigned on syllabus week
The beginning of the new semester is a time cherished by all. But students have come face-to-face with a terrifying new development: actual assignments.
Demon Girl: Arizona isn’t Hell, but it’s almost as hot
Shoutout to the three Customs and Border Protection agents whose souls we ate. Sometimes you just need a little junk food.