CT Spooky: The terrible, horrible, no good, very bad frat party line
As the students slowly converged around the dark porch, a voice of authority made his will known. “Get the fuck off the porch or nobody is getting in!”
Protesters protesting campus protest met with protests
When advertisements for a protest were posted in prominent locations around campus, a student stapled Uno reverse cards on top of them.
Better CDCS voted ‘Sexiest Browser Extension Alive’
Better CDCS was viewed as a major underdog going into this year’s competition, which in years past has been dominated by Adblock and Google Translate.
Replacing Rocky: dandelion, groundboi, and Quad Fox popular candidates for new mascot
The inconsistency of Rocky’s image reflects a debate that rages in the student body: How well does a Yellowjacket represent our school?
UR senior confident “killer handjobs” deserve mention in study abroad reflection essay
What was originally just a brief mention of “extracurricular fun” gradually morphed into “getting absolutely wrung dry behind Club Catwalk.”
Nine Trey Bloods
Seligman indicted for affiliation with Nine Trey Bloods
The University President is the latest to be linked to the infamous gang by rapper 6ix9ine, also known as David Hernandez, also known as "Snitch."
Manglesdorf announces new tunnel for Naruto running
The new tunnel opens following several pedestrian collisions, as well as an uptick in Naruto-shaped holes in the fences of Mt. Hope Cemetary.