Humor
Humor
Easter Bunny: Hoppin’ mad
Hi, I’m the Easter Bunny. I’m probably the least-appreciated figure in holiday lore. Another year has come and gone and once again I’ve received no recognition for my work. I feel like Santa gets all the credit when I do the same work that he does and more.
Basketball
Busted
Did you hear about Jim? He was in a car accident. He got busted worse than this year's bracket.
Nicolas Cage
The Chronicles of Picolas: The Hooker, the Cage, and the Pyramid
After three hours hiding from the police in an abandoned barn in Nevada, Nic Cage's nutritionist finally arrived. He had one question for her that would change all of our lives: "What can you tell me about pickles?"
Snow
Hell freezes over, campus stays open
Within the first day of Feldman’s presidency, temperatures plummeted over 30 degrees, freezing Rochester even deeper than the tunnels beneath the buildings.
Guns
GOP says: Ban schools
This past Friday, GOP lawmakers announced a party-wide initiative to end school shootings by banning schools.
Olympics
Russia hosts Alternate Olympics to protest ban
Banned from attending the Olympics by the International Olympic Committee, Russian president Vladimir Putin has created his own.
Humor
Microsoft announces new product: The Zune
In response to Apple's market domination, Microsoft announced the release of their new MP3 player, the Zune.
Humor
Confessions of a Sony executive
A Sony executive laments their choice to turn down the movie rights to B-list superheroes now that they have become some of the biggest cash cows in movie history.
Humor
Mummies in space: Exciting new astroarchaeological discovery
“I doubt I could have found it if I were looking for it." How a blip on a long range sensor became one of the biggest, recent discoveries in astroarchaeology.
NFL
There’s no ‘good’ in ‘Goodell,’ but there’s an N, F, and L in ‘not fully legal’
For years the Patriots dominated every opponent they faced. The Eagle's Super Bowl upset reveals that there is more to their victory than field performance.