The Harry Potter fan’s guide to watching the Super Bowl

Not everyone is a football fan, but it seems like everyone watches the Super Bowl. If you're having trouble understanding what all the hype is about, we've put Super Bowl LII in terms everyone can understand — Harry Potter.

Panhellenic Council hires hooded figures

In an unexpected — yet effective — measure, the University’s Panhellenic Executive Board has hired mysterious hooded figures to supervise formal recruitment.

Cartoon: Trumpy Claus

Donald Drumpf prepares for the War on Christmas

The 12 Days of Trumpmas

A musical recap of all of the gifts our beloved President has given us in his first year in office.

Russia banned from 2018 Olympic Games

“I did not know that I was doing violation,” said one Russian athlete. The doping scheme, and Russia's actions since, were organized from the top.

Dora and the Lost Ark: Closure

Before the commercial break, Indiana Jones tackled Dora into some bushes. Angus and Bartholomew were worried about what their daughter might see after the commercials

Trump Announces Net-Net-Neutrality

An internal tape leaked from the White House reveals the President and his team's thoughts about net neutrality

Learning languages with laughs, part II

The latest installment of Learning Languages with Laughs features talking walls, Bono, Pokémon, Rick and Morty, and of course more Russian words!

Picolas Cage: Tokyo Cage

We made it for two hours before I saw the red and blue lights. We had discussed this possibility, but there's really no hiding a giant six-foot pickle hitched on to the back of a motorcycle

How to be a normal person

Rochester students aren't always the most socially proficient. This handbook will help you learn to interact with actual human beings!