Heroic Late Night Doug worker goes another weekend without killing any students
“God has abandoned Late Night, that’s for sure. He’s off the clock for those hours.”
Make crazy money while still going to school with this one weird trick!
Getting a part time job at the University seems like a good idea, but you should avoid doing so at all costs. Here are three easy steps to make mega moolah in college!
Seligman breaks ground on University of Rochester, Minnesota
"Today, we bring the spirit of Meliora to the Med City!" the parka-clad president began as he went to dig the foundation of Barnes & Noble Hall.
New study finds majority of Eastman students are three chandeliers piled inside a trench coat
Professors are admitting that, in hindsight, the study’s findings should have been obvious from the start.
Yellowjackets blow out Patriots in Super Bowl surprise
UR Football’s 76–3 victory over the New England Patriots at Super Bowl LIII last Sunday left everyone reeling from the improbable result.
Student unaware exam mistakes are changing laws of the universe
The first-year’s eldritch ignorance first came to attention when a faulty use of the buoyancy equation sunk every vessel in the South China Sea.