Humor
bathrooms
The definitive UR bathroom rankings
I somehow constantly need to pee, so I am uniquely qualified to discuss and rate our campus bathrooms. Why? Because it needs to be done.
jobs
Make crazy money while still going to school with this one weird trick!
Getting a part time job at the University seems like a good idea, but you should avoid doing so at all costs. Here are three easy steps to make mega moolah in college!
Minnesota
Seligman breaks ground on University of Rochester, Minnesota
"Today, we bring the spirit of Meliora to the Med City!" the parka-clad president began as he went to dig the foundation of Barnes & Noble Hall.
chandeliers
New study finds majority of Eastman students are three chandeliers piled inside a trench coat
Professors are admitting that, in hindsight, the study’s findings should have been obvious from the start.
Football
Yellowjackets blow out Patriots in Super Bowl surprise
UR Football’s 76–3 victory over the New England Patriots at Super Bowl LIII last Sunday left everyone reeling from the improbable result.
jaeger
Jaeger uses Fortnite skin to relate to students
Despite purchasing the "Jaeger Primal Hunter" outfit, the professor has yet to rank in the top 75 of a 100-person game.
UR Joking
Choose your own blizzard/nor’easter/geostorm
Use a SAD Lamp? Attend a wedding? Wear an obscenely expensive coat? Devour a classmate? In this Choose Your Own Adventure Game, it's all up to you!
Midterms
Student unaware exam mistakes are changing laws of the universe
The first-year’s eldritch ignorance first came to attention when a faulty use of the buoyancy equation sunk every vessel in the South China Sea.
Political Comedy
University shutdown continues
Debate over funding for the proposed campus border wall prolongs the ongoing University shutdown.
study
Look on the Bright Side…
Luis visits Mariama in Valentine Tower one afternoon looking for motivation to study. He finds it, but in an unexpected way.