Humor

Reflection Among the Revelry

I asked the graduating seniors what they regret, feeling it was important to hear about the experiences of the seniors. Either they didn’t expect such a serious question, or they needed more time to process words through the drunken stupor of the Senior Week Wine Tour.

Niche sports neglected in Trump’s tweets

The Ohio Machine are outraged at their lack of opportunities for outrage.

Dora and the Lost Ark

Little Suzie Jenkins is a true Dora aficionado, and she knew from the beginning that this Dora episode was going to be something special.

A Meal for You and Megan

A cheating boyfriend learns why the new restaurant's name is pronounced "MEE-gan."

Yellowjacket Nests Banned as Decorations

The administration-backed initiative to ban the nests finally passed last week, despite stiff opposition from students.

Pawlicki hopes to regain ‘Most Reviled’ title

“Last week I was still considered the most repugnant person on campus. Now? I can’t even get sneered at in the hallway.”

The difficulties of living in Genesee Hall

You would think Genesee Hall to be perfect, but it actually has more problems than any of the others. Even the freshman quad.

Night King repairs weather machine

“It seemed perfect,” Seligman said. “This guy has winter trademarked, so if anyone could fix Rochester’s weather, it’s the Night King."

Picolas Cage and the Chamber of Secrets

Faced with the real Nicolas Cage trapped in a life-sized pickle, I asked the cinematic legend what I could do to help.

Picolas Cage

As a true Nicolas Cage fan, I know in my heart of hearts that the Picolas Cage is real.