Humor
UR Joking
The boys need a new WilCo bathroom
Women get a nice, triangular bathroom in Wilson Commons to take mirror selfies in. Men do not have such a glamorous sanctuary.
UR Joking
April Fools! No guests allowed.
It’s always surprising when Reslife is organized enough to announce something, let alone have a policy.
Satire
Scrapped plans for ‘Romantic lunch with Dean Runner’ released to CT
You are invited to join Jeff Runner, Dean of the College, for a romantic walk in the park on April 1, 2021.
Satire
First-year engineers hazed by Hajim school
Alumni Jacobs Rotz, who graduated from Chemical Engineering in 2012, commented, “Most first-years have taken MATH 162 by the time the trials start, so nothing can really hurt them anymore.”
Satire
CURT 2: Electric boogaloo
On Tuesday, March 23, UR replaced the Coronavirus University Restart Team (CURT) with a new committee called CURT420.
Political Comedy
Biden-Mangelsdorf affair revealed
This yet-to-be-formally-confirmed bombshell is expected to send huge waves through Washington and Rochester alike.
UR Joking
Study finds link between gaming and decreased sex life
That’s right, more and more men are playing videogames in their parents basement, and it’s having an impact on their sex life.
UR Joking
Zack Snyder’s ‘Justice League’ clearly needs more slow motion
When I found out 10% of the film was in slow motion, I thought to myself, “Come on Zack, what the fuck? Why not make an hour of it in slow motion?"
Satire
After giving the community what it desperately needed, Lil Nosey risks cancellation
We worry that the harsh consequences of cancelling will hurt not only Lil Nosey, but the community as a whole.
Political Comedy
UR Alum and Ex-Trump aide reveals former president thought COVID-19 was Xi Jinping prank
Desperate not to be the victim of yet another one of Xi’s pranks, Trump ignored what he saw as a fake crisis.
