Humor

Experimenting with weird ‘breads’

Ever heard of Buzzfeed's ice cream bread? Our bread expert took that concept even farther in this riveting review

Build a trick-or-treat bag and we’ll predict your Halloween

Will you make it home with your candy or will the frights get the better of you?

STEM students declare war

Pumpkin cannons pointed at the Drama House, STEM students were ready to take the humanities students down a notch.

GroundMan: An origin story

Jesse Sternbean arrived on campus that day bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, and completely clueless as to how literally that idiom would soon apply to him.

Greek Life to return to its roots

After review by the University’s Interfraternity Council, Greek Life has decided to return to its humble roots.

Jungle Party Recap

Sigma Chi had its big ol’ juicy Jungle Party this weekend, and boy, did I go.

Reflection Among the Revelry

I asked the graduating seniors what they regret, feeling it was important to hear about the experiences of the seniors. Either they didn’t expect such a serious question, or they needed more time to process words through the drunken stupor of the Senior Week Wine Tour.

Niche sports neglected in Trump’s tweets

The Ohio Machine are outraged at their lack of opportunities for outrage.

Dora and the Lost Ark

Little Suzie Jenkins is a true Dora aficionado, and she knew from the beginning that this Dora episode was going to be something special.

A Meal for You and Megan

A cheating boyfriend learns why the new restaurant's name is pronounced "MEE-gan."