Humor

15 Beers on the Erie Canal

15 Beers on the Erie Canal, Rochester's premier maritime commerce–themed bar, will be closing its doors at the end of the calendar year. It will be owner Lawrence Leary's eighth failed business at the location.

Frat bro exposed to competence

Frat Brother accidentally goes to the Eastman campus. He was stunned by what he found there.

‘Everyone Poops’ sequel announced

Coming to a bookstore near you: "Everyone Dies," the surprise sequel to the timeless children's book, “Everyone Poops."

‘You’ve been Punc’d!’

Most people celebrated a traditional Easter Mass this weekend, Susquanandaiguaquoit's visiting priest had other ideas.

Easter Bunny: Hoppin’ mad

Hi, I’m the Easter Bunny. I’m probably the least-appreciated figure in holiday lore. Another year has come and gone and once again I’ve received no recognition for my work. I feel like Santa gets all the credit when I do the same work that he does and more.

Busted

Did you hear about Jim? He was in a car accident. He got busted worse than this year's bracket.

The Chronicles of Picolas: The Hooker, the Cage, and the Pyramid

After three hours hiding from the police in an abandoned barn in Nevada, Nic Cage's nutritionist finally arrived. He had one question for her that would change all of our lives: "What can you tell me about pickles?"

Hell freezes over, campus stays open

Within the first day of Feldman’s presidency, temperatures plummeted over 30 degrees, freezing Rochester even deeper than the tunnels beneath the buildings.

GOP says: Ban schools

This past Friday, GOP lawmakers announced a party-wide initiative to end school shootings by banning schools.

Russia hosts Alternate Olympics to protest ban

Banned from attending the Olympics by the International Olympic Committee, Russian president Vladimir Putin has created his own.