Has the UR community’s love of Mel Sauce gotten out of control?

The milky ice cream at Danforth Dining Center is the focus of a campaign run by a new club called the Ice Cream Eating Society (ICES).

The recent YOLO phenomenon has caused students to make rash decisions affecting their well-being and futures.

The epidemic of “Gangnam Style” seems to be spreading across campus.

UR might not be an Ivy League school, but it is certainly doing everything in its power to look the part. The University refuses to trim the tree-like plant, which spreading all over the brick buildings, as it hopes the presence of ivy will attract the rejects from schools like Cornell and Harvard.

Not sure what’s considered healthy behavior and what isn’t when it comes to relationships? You’re in luck, because UR’s Department of Psychology just conducted a study on the matter. So don’t fret, the results are quite clear.

The wildly popular “The Hunger Games” comes to UR, but with a twist. Students from each class year will be pit against one another to fight for free tuition, which is a prize worth the battle after the most recent increase.

UR consistently brings in some of its biggest names for Meliora Weekend. For this upcoming academic year, the University has decided to go a down a different path and choose a theme for the weekend: Star Wars. Headliners will include characters from the Star Wars trilogies.

A variety of unique animals roam UR’s campus, taking many by surprise. Those very animals have contributed to the University’s most recent honor: “Best Campus Zoo.” Because of that award, UR students now have one additional ranking to proudly brag about.

The student population is growing, and housing is merely trying to keep up. But you don’t need to worry about finding a place to live because all the campus buildings offer environments as suitable for sleeping as your own bed.