Antoinette Esce, Features Editor



Closing remarks

Friends and loyal reader, this will be last piece of work as a “humor” writer for the Campus Times.

Brothel rumor busted

As a member of a UR sorority, your housing is relegated to special-interest floors in upperclassmen housing.

Poking fun at the news: Easter Bunny brawl, Yoda, and the U.S. Navy

While playing in a game, English soccer player Callum Camps was notified by the PA announcer that his car lights were on. Camps said he didn’t turn his lights off—because he couldn’t use his hands.