Siobhán Seigne
Humor Editor
Class of 2019

Articles by Siobhán

Easter Bunny: Hoppin’ mad

Hi, I’m the Easter Bunny. I’m probably the least-appreciated figure in holiday lore. Another year has come and gone and once again I’ve received no recognition for my work. I feel like Santa gets all the credit when I do the same work that he does and more.

Sometimes, travel alone

What I’ve learned about vacations is that you need to be okay with opening your wallet. Go to a nice restaurant. Pay the steep admission fee to enter the palace rather than admire it from the outside and speculate about what lies within.

Smile, you’re being watched

They sat me down in a grey-walled cubicle, put a monitor in front of me and explained my new job. Yep, I’m the FBI agent who watches you through your laptop camera.

Russia banned from 2018 Olympic Games

“I did not know that I was doing violation,” said one Russian athlete. The doping scheme, and Russia's actions since, were organized from the top.

Confessions of a javelineer

Yes, I participate in running aimlessly in an oval. However, I have a talent that you might not ever guess just by looking at me. I throw the javelin.

What type of shower are you? Part II

What’s your major? Economics/business BME Marine biology Education Psychology Physics/engineering Botany English What kind of pet do you want to…

In Soviet Russia, abroad studies you

I'm a little nervous to study in Russia next year, but I'm sure taking shots with Putin will make it all worth it.

What type of shower are you?

Answer these 11 questions to figure out what kind of shower you are! Number 10 will shock you!

What is humor?

How am I supposed to write something humorous when half the people I know find the cutesy, innocent humor of “New Girl” to their taste?

I hate, therefore I am

Over winter break, in between stuffing my face with Christmas cookies and binge-watching episodes of “Glee,” I managed to read an entire book.