Archives - Joshua Ostroff
Humor
Eastman statue comes to life
“MUST. DESTROY,” George Eastman’s statute bellowed as he awoke from his 84-year slumber.
Humor
Freshmen take off masks, revealing personalities
After nearly two months of making friends, building connections, and switching majors/entire life goals every other week, the freshmen have finally ripped off their masks and skin suits.
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UR to build theme park with extra money
Just like that, the University had once again set to work on another goddamn construction project.
