Jocelyn Mathew
Humor Editor
Class of 2023

Articles by Jocelyn

Comics

Comic: Head voices
By Jocelyn Mathew on Dec 5, 2021
"What is this, Charlie and the chocolate fairy?"
Comics

Comic: Get tested, kids
By Jocelyn Mathew on Dec 5, 2021
"Bro they sent me my test results!"
Comics

Comic: Mid-term crises
By Jocelyn Mathew on Dec 5, 2021
It's all downhill from here.
Comics

Comic: Love from, UHS
By Jocelyn Mathew on Dec 5, 2021
It's called "creating demand."
Satire

Help! My professor is an AI
By Jocelyn Mathew on Feb 28, 2021
It all began to add up. I wondered if it was possible for the University to outsource our learning to an AI that was capable of teaching a course.
cooking

Freshman Cooking Basics: Ramen
By Jocelyn Mathew on Aug 30, 2020
If you’re not willing to compromise in the carcinogen category, I’d opt for Maggi noodles, which contain 25% more lead and MSG than Maruchan ramen noodles.
UR Joking

CDCS found dead in Miami
By Jocelyn Mathew on Apr 26, 2020
Miami law enforcement found the site facedown in a drainage ditch after an extended spring break. CDCS is survived by Blackboard, Bluehive, and UR Student.