While course registration for the spring semester officially opened this week, many students will be tweaking and adjusting their schedules all the way through the end of January. We at the Campus Times encourage this obsessive micromanaging (no amount of rearranging your labs and workshops will ever make Orgo go away, you poor suckers), and therefore present the official CT list of recommended courses!



CS class becomes sentient after move to Zoom, immediately starts watching porn

CSC 214: Intro to Nifty Computer Tricks was seen recognizing its own reflection in mirrors and also watching porn.

Satisfactory/Fail is default grading system for semester

Satisfactory credits will count for majors, minors, and degree requirements. Students may choose to get a letter grade through an online form.

A caged rat’s guide to surviving social distancing

Wow, man. This is something almost none of us could have foreseen. Okay, there was definitely someone who called it…