What do Sports Editors do when there are no sports?

Normally my duties include watching sports, talking to people who play sports, and writing about sports. These days I mostly just watch cockroach racing.

Why semicolons are sexy

It wasn’t until eleventh grade that I found my true love: the semicolon.  

Bernie Sanders continues to exist

Sanders hopes that coronavirus strengthens the case for Medicare for All, which would make finding out your hospital has run out of ventilators free.