Hydorphobic paint deemed unsafe

“We just want to protect everybody. I wouldn’t even let my staff use it.”

Racial remarks draw ire at forum

“You just stood up here and said the N-word, like, that’s not okay, you don’t need to offer a defense for it, but that’s not okay.”

Poking fun at the news

California has banned sex for killer whales kept in captivity. In response, moviemakers are casting for the new installment of “Free Willy’s Willy.”