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1.  Evidence of neon orange paintballs were found on the doors and floor of the  sixth and seventh floor elavator lobbies and south stairwell in DeKiewiet Tower on Sunday,   April 17 at 1:18 a.m.
According to UR Security Investigator Daniel Lafferty, no one was found in the area and subsequent notifications for removing the paint were made.

Undergraduate suffers
from chest pains

2. An undergraduate student   suffering from chest pains in Valentine Lot was  located on Saturday, April 16 at 3:31 p.m.
According to Lafferty, the student was brought to the Strong Memorial Hospital Emergency Department for evaluation and care.

Boyfriend gets aggressive
in Tiernan

3. A visitor to the University reported an argument involving herself and her boyfriend on April 16 at 2:11 a.m. in Tiernan Hall.
According to Lafferty, her boyfriend had punched her in the head and stolen money from her purse.  The boyfriend denied both accusations.
After police arrived at the scene, the victim’s boyfriend returned her money. The victim did not wish to press any criminal charges and left the area.

Ankle demons are at it again

4.  On Sunday, April 17 at 5:50 p.m. a food services worker in the  Commons was transported to the Strong Memorial Hospital Emergency Department after an ankle injury.
According to Lafferty, the individual had tripped over a broom left in a doorway.

Chair thief just needs
to sit down

5.  An individual was spotted stealing a chair from Gleason Library, wheeling it past the University Health Services Building towards Susan B. Anthony Hall on Thursday, April 14 at 7:18 a.m.
According to Lafferty, a video of the suspect in possession of the chair was distributed with the goal of identifying the suspect, but the area in question was searched without results.
A similar chair was located in the loading dock area of Sage Art Center and was quickly returned to the library.

Good samaritan deed
causes alarm

6.  A laptop computer belonging to an undergraduate student was stolen from a second floor bathroom in Gavett Hall between 12  p.m. and 1 p.m. on Wednesday, April 13.
According to Lafferty, the laptop, which had been inadvertently left in the restroom, was soon returned to the victim by a fellow student, who had taken the laptop for safekeeping.

Goldin is a member of
the class of 2013.
Information provided
by UR Security.



Burton’s chimneys are coming loose

Contractors have begun the work of removing Burton’s chimneys, causing six students to be temporarily relocated.

Buzzz-buzzz

They moved in packs, resembling clouds of yellow pain. Their intent: to drive students into buildings, away from campus center, and just generally insane.

Quiz: Should you overload next semester?

Do you have friends/a social life? "A. If my laptop, iPad, and three-foot stack of biology notes count, then yes."