Scorpio (Oct. 23?Nov. 21) ? You take on a big volunteer undertaking that takes up most of your time this weekend. Pitch in with vigor and enthusiasm.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22?Dec. 21) ? You’re pumped up to do anything this week, from juggling apples to bowling balls. It’s your turn to take on the world, Sagittarius.

Capricorn (Dec. 22?Jan. 19) ? Life may be dealing you more downs than ups right now. Remember not to be overdramatic, Capricorn. Take action, no matter how inconsequential it seems.

Aquarius (Jan. 20?Feb. 18) ? For you, Aquarius, the journey is often more important than the destination, and this experiment is no different. You’re likely to meet intriguing, off-the-wall people during your looming explorations.

Pisces (Feb. 19?March 20) ? You’re completely in tune with your intuition this week, Pisces. Relax into the creative activities you enjoy the most. Sharing these magical days with a significant other and make them memorable.

Aries (March 21?April 19) ? Towards the end of this week, get rid of some of that attitude, Aries, which no longer can move you forward in your life. Start building a foundation of security and serenity.

Taurus (April 20?May 20) ? With a ready smile and an impish twinkle in your eye, you may attract plenty of attention at the end of this weekend, some which may even lead to a romantic encounter this weekend.

Gemini (May 21?June 21) ? One obstacle after another complicates your life. Bills come due and meddlers interfere in your private affairs. Junk food has never looked so good.

Cancer (June 22?July 22) ? There’s no real need for speed this week, Cancer. Slow down to survey what you have to do and avoid all the frantic hair-pulling. Over the weekend, you have the urge to stride out in an unconventional way.

Leo (July 23?Aug. 22) ? Learning becomes so much more fulfilling when you get a choice of subjects, and the educational opportunity you get is a real treat. The teacher is interesting, and the discussion takes several fascinating turns.

Virgo (Aug. 23?Sept. 22) ? You have much to reflect upon, Virgo, inspiring you to make some life adjustments. You may be preoccupied as you sift through dilemmas this weekend.

Libra (Sept. 23?Oct. 22) ? Your giving nature overcomes any selfishness this week. The next few days are marked by emotional calm and kindness.

( This is not to be taken seriously.)



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