Aries (March 21 ? April 19) ? Don?t be so superstitious. There is more to life than messages in a fortune cookie or on a Magic 8 Ball, so don?t let negative predictions get you down.

Taurus (April 20 ? May 20) ? You were in a financial tight spot, but that will soon be over. They say money doesn?t grow on trees, but soon you?ll have so much of it, you won?t care where it comes from.

Gemini (May 21 ? June 21) ? There is no need to be such an overachiever. It creates unnecessary stress in your life. People will like you for who you are, not what you do.

Cancer (June 22 ? July 22) ? Lady Luck is at your side. That certain someone you have been lusting after for weeks is starting to pay attention. Just keep doing what you have been doing, and it will all work out.

Leo (July 23 ? Aug. 22) ? You are finally coming into your own. You have found a niche, something at which you excel. Pat yourself on the back, because you are doing fine.

Virgo (Aug. 23 ? Sept. 22) ? Spring has sprung, and it?s time to spruce up your wardrobe. Even if you?re strapped for cash, a couple of summery items will make you look and feel great.

Libra (Sept. 23 ? Oct. 22) ? Your best friend has been acting a little detached lately. It doesn?t have anything to do with you, he or she has just been very stressed lately. Ask if there is anything you can do to help out.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 ? Nov. 21) ? Your fiery nature can both be a benefit and a burden. You always speak your mind, but need to remember that sometimes the truth may get you in trouble.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 ? Dec 21) ? You are beginning a new stage in life. Even though change can be scary, this is an opportunity that shouldn?t be missed.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 ? Jan. 19) ? Cheer up! The weather is improving, and so should your attitude. Sure, you?ve got problems ? but everyone does. No one likes a complainer.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 ? Feb. 18) ? Your creative juices will really start flowing over the next few days. Be it through writing, art or music, you will find new ways to express your inner thoughts. Enjoy!

Pisces (Feb. 19 ? March 20) ? Time to start prioritizing. Only you can decide whether it?s more important to write that paper, or enjoy a lazy afternoon in the sun.

(If you actually believe this, you?re overly excited about the warm weather. This is not to be taken seriously.)



Lost in translation

Once every few years, I got a taste of what it feels to be an outsider in my own culture, peering in. I was a girl lost in translation.

The ‘Try Guys’ try: putting the finishing blow on ‘wife guy’ culture

To all the self-proclaimed “wife guys” that we loved before: so long, sweethearts.

Discouragement, motivation, and other unhelpful tips

Once you make it to hysterical laughter over the thought of the amount of work you have left to do, you’ve reached peak college nihilism. Join the club. I’m so proud of you! /s.