See, now you?re just lying. You know you want a better parking spot, fewer tickets and a little courtesy. But, once again, choice can only fix some things in life, and River Campus parking ain?t one of them. Walk, don?t drive, to Story G, page 12.



SA Senate election won by everyone who ran

The executive race was the only competitive one in this spring’s SA election. Everyone who ran for senate positions —…

Report backing financial aid for summer courses endorsed by SA

SA’s Academic Affairs Committee concluded that there is an “urgent need” for UR to expand financial support for students taking…

Available now, for a limited time: Pig Syrup

The fact that this market hasn’t been tapped yet astounds me. There are so many reasons to transform into a pig!